Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Just in time for green beer...


I truly believe that in one of my past lives I was a Celtic warrior. Just like in Braveheart. What else would explain my affinity for the frenzied fiddling at the Dubliner in D.C.? Entranced by the Irish dancers at the Festival of Nations? That's the only way to explain it. It just comes from within, this innate sense of je ne sais quoi with regards to the Emerald Isle. I laugh at those Capital One credit card commercials with the Viking looking, vague Brit accented dudes and their brutality. Deep down I get it. That was me! I shiver when I hear bagpipes, but in a good way. I feel nationalistic all of a sudden, but to what nation?

I don't feel this way as the date nears the 17th just because I am --like everyone else --bombarded with all things green. Noooo, not me. I don't fall for those gimmicky holidays that are just an excuse to spend money, get drunk, put on a sombrero or buy some stale chocolates in a fuzzy heart shaped box. I tend to stay away from those things, and FAR away as I possibly can. St. Patrick's day, however, is a bit different. It always depends on where I am. When I lived in Washington D.C. in my younger years, the place to be was the Dubliner. Oh, the times to be had there, green beer and all. Hangovers the next day at work were the norm. At that time, nothing mattered, not even (dare I say?) the beer. Not even the beer. I can't believe I'm even typing these words now, but it was true. While my love for beer began as a seedling, my deep appreciation and affection for the simplicity and complexity that it possesses did not truly begin until much after my D.C. days.

In Miami, celebrating St. Patty's day was a completely different animal. South Beach has The Playwright, and while I never visited it on the 17th, I can say that this was one of my favorite pubs in South Florida. My outings in Miami on SPD were usually in Coral Gables, where one of the most uptight communities closed down the streets and partied hard. Beer a-flowing, bands-a playing, and young Cubanos a-drinking. Somehow it didn't feel authentic. Could it be the 85 degree weather? The Spanish language spoken all over the place? The people dancing salsa to a pseudo rock band? I don't know, and I really don't care. I had a blast though, and it was all about the Smithwick's and the amigos who were all Irish for a day.

This year, I am in Syracuse, New York, which holds one of the largest St. Patrick's Day Parades in the country due to its large Irish-American community. I grew up with it, and even had a brief stint as a flute player in my high school marching band, pseudo-playing around the parade route. My fingers were too cold to actually play, and I knew the trumpets and trombones would take over the songs anyway. Unfortunately, I will not be able to attend this year's event, but will be there in spirit.

To commemorate St. Patrick himself, I may go to Coleman's. Or to Kitty Hoynes. Perhaps I'll have a delicious Beamish at the Limerick Pub. There are so many wonderful Irish pubs to choose from in Syracuse on any given day, not just the 17th. I make no excuses to go out and have a beer, and I don't need one. We'll see where the day takes me this year. Who knows, I may just go home and quietly celebrate by making my own green beer and dream of the days of my warrior past and think about my next beer conquest.

Friday, March 6, 2009

How it all began...

How did my love for beer begin? It all started at about the age of five, when I tried my first sip of the working man's juice. My father, who worked hard to provide for his family, would always drink a can of a cold one after a hard day's work. I would always ask what beer tasted like, but was unable to try for myself. My dad occasionally would indulge me in letting me think I was doing something when I really wasn't. For instance, on numerous occasions he would let me "drive" the family car by sitting on his lap, and with my hands on the wheel, I would pretend to drive. I really thought I was driving! Really! In that same vein, he would let me take a sip of beer. Now before you start to think that Child Protective Services should have been called on him, let me assure the reader that I was not a five year old getting drunk and smoking cigarettes like those smoking and drinking monkeys or little kids.

My little taste buds didn't know whether I liked it or hated it, but I was certainly intrigued. On a hot summer day, those little sips of OV splits sure satisfied something in me! Side note: For those of you not familiar with OV, it stands for Old Vienna, a Canadian Lager. To this day I still have that catchy tune from the '70s in my head:

Just say "OV"
Add an "L"
Add an "E"
And you've got LOVE
LOVE OV
Love that Old Vienna Lager
Old Vienna Lager beer
There's a reason
It's so pleasin'
It's GREAT Canadian beer...!

I'm not even sure if OV still exists, but those splits sure were cute, and maybe the inspiration for Coronitas. I wonder... But I digress. That little girl loved those little moments with her father; the beer was secondary. However, it was how it all began! Thank you Papi!